As a matter of fact, I am single thanks for asking but in this case, the woman sitting next to me at a Red Sox game told me that she's looking for a date, so let's make it happen for her. If you are (or someone you know is) a tall, funny, handsome, successful man over 50 years old, get in touch, and I'll play the role of matchmaker. (And hey, I might as well put my dreams out there into the universe, so if you're a woman under 40 who wants to have kids and you're creative, warm, affectionate, silly, extroverted, active, athletic, communicative, nerdy, GGG to the max, nonreligious, not a smoker, and you believe in science [crazy that this even needs to be said yet here we are], think you can beat me at Scrabble, enjoy the smell of 19thcentury leather bindings, have a huge circle of zany friends, understand that gender roles and relationship structures are customizable, want to retire early, and will always give me a bite of whatever you're eating, get in touch.)

Soooo umm, yeah. Baseball. Or something. (It's late in the season and my mind is already a million miles away.) Uhh, the Red Sox were playing the Baltimore Orioles. Batting practice was fun. My seat for the game itself was fun. Cedric Mullins played well. The Green Monster is green. Man, I don't even know what to say anymore. Just enjoy the video and tell all your friends to subscribe.

This game took place on September 10, 2024. The video was filmed by Rachel Messbauer, and it was edited by Zac Gutherman (@zg_films). Thanks for watching and good luck in your own quest for love.