Petra says "Hello. Whatcha doin? Scratch scratch Hello? Alexa? How are you doing today?"
Alexa answers: "You caught me in a day dream. I was in an old western. Sitting on the bar of a saloon. Singing songs and telling jokes. When folks walked in I'd shout "HOWDY!" and they'd look at me and say "What the heck is that contraption?"
Petra: WTF?
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